A rare treat

You don’t see many sentences ending in a preposition these days. Heinous.

Sewer repairs

Thankfully I only have to walk past this sign for another two weeks.

Riverford

No punctuation at all; just three unconnected words. It makes no sense. Nice veg, bad publicity.

Only contracts, never possesses

Someone needs to tell those Scientologists that “it’s” is only ever short for ‘it is’ or ‘it has’ (“it’s green”, “it’s been a long time”). It never, never, never uses a possessive apostrophe. And that’s a fact.

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