Say what?

From the Bristol Mardi Gras Programme, when discussing the ‘not-for-profit’ nature of the limited company that runs the event:

“The truth of the issue is that not one [company] has yet to benefit from the event.”

Ah, the old double negative! Have they made money or haven’t they not made money?

Stating the obvious

Clearly, the concept of nightly events has foxed some guests at Picadilly Backpackers.

Your kidding, right?

 

Yes, you’ve spotted it:

There’s also a misused ellipsis in there for good measure.  Well done!

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Lock up your children

Scary stuff! Keep your eyes open for empty children’s husks littering the streets!

Always proof-read before laminating

It would be laughable if it weren’t so common…